djfacemachine

22/f/vegas - djfacemachine can beat you in a drinking contest. can microwave a burrito so hot that even she cannot eat it. djfacemachine can do anything now that scientists have invented magic. djfacemachine was interviewed on MTV. onions cry when djfacemachine cuts them. batman owns a pair of djfacemachine pajamas. djfacemachine less than threes you. djfacemachine can tell the difference between pepsi and coke. children's letters to god get delivered to djfacemachine. djfacemachine would love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

The soundtrack to a futuristic porn.